WOW I haven’t blogged in AGES!  But I’m back with a passionate one.  I really loathe the Chanel adverts.  In no way do they make me want to be or at least smell like either Keira-MassiveChin-Knightly or Nicole-LovesHerself-Kidman.

Item 1 - CoCo Mademoiselle - I really feel like there’s too much going on.  First of all she’s messing on getting ready, being a bit cheeky with the ol’ perfume in the kneepit trick then what? where? who? There’s so many people swanning about then her face is MASSIVE in black and white everywhere.  Is it a film premiere?  Is she scared?  Shocked? Does she smell something?  I can’t tell but it does not intruigue me and I really don’t think she’s glamorous or desirable, she just has stonky kneepits.

Item 2 - No5 - If I wanted to see Nicole Kidman on screen for an unbarable amount of time I would watch ‘The Stepford Wives’.  This advert is far too long.  If anyone believes that if they purchase this perfume they will be famous and ‘a dancer’, in love with a rogue man who’s probably a little bit edgy but perfect because he’s not sailing the high celebrity life they are stupid.  It’s really just ‘Moulin Rouge’ in 2 minutes, maybe try a new story next time Niccy?  I would also like to know why she can ONLY SPEAK IN WHISPER?  Has she lost her voice?  I would like these adverts to just stop being so overzealously dramatic, calm down and try and choose less annoying actresses.

THIS IS HOW IT SHOULD BE DONE…

Item 3 - J’adore Dior - She is classic and beautiful and she even resembles the bottle in this ad.  Charlize you are a shining star.